More like an eight-grade musical, with impressively poor songs without rhythm or rhyme. There’s a group of inexplicable dancing bakers throwing flour in the background to make up for the half-baked project. Most of the actors were good. It was nice to see Mr Dinklage’s full-bodied performance: what an actor! But singing is not his forte, alas. If this musical is to go forward, it needs a composer/lyricist to take it on.